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Monday, 7 February 2011

The Gordon Way 24hr Double

Most people like to end their week with a DVD, glass of wine and maybe even a sensual foot massage from a mysterious stranger whilst eating Turkish Delight from a silver tray. Not us! There's nothing more appealing to us than the thought of hiking all through the night, sleeping rough in a waterproof sack before doing it all again the next morning. In fact, you can see the eagerness in our faces!

After waiting what seemed like an eternity for Will to finish working ('working' from home - who actually does any work?) and the threat of Will having to pop into Aberdeen, we packed the car and set off... half a mile down the road to the Carriages Public Bar. As I watched Will sink a pint and two whiskies, I couldn't help but wonder whether my abstinence was actually part of my training or not. Maybe he knew something I didn't! Anyway, we finally pulled up at Suie Hill's car park and sorted ourselves out. Bearing in mind, our trip to Lochnagar had been snowed off and the forecast here was windy and wet, I dressed in my Tesco's sweat-retaining, waterproof trousers and my brilliant and gratefully received, wind and waterproof hand-me-down jacket. Will wore his trousers and fleece. Am I taking all this a little too seriously so far?

So, at 8pm we hiked over Suie Hill, Knock Saul and Satter Hill in what seemed like no time. This was the first time that I'd hiked across from this direction and was rapidly being lulled into a false sense of security, otherwise known as cockiness.

That sense of cockiness was short lived as Will suggested we stop for a food break at the old barn. It's an empty shell of a building with small windows and lots of small doorways leading to other parts of the building. Surrounded by long grass, it's not the most inviting place and I found it got less and less inviting as I joked about encounters with Leatherface and other such retro psycho killers. Suddenly, I decided that I had lots of energy. "We don't really want to stop do we? Lets just carry on.)

After some refreshments we hit the trail to Bennachie. Walking in the dark had it's pros and cons. On the up-side, not being able to see the horizon by tilting your head 60degrees skyward and squinting provides an ignorance to the distance that I can happily live with. On the other hand, I almost missed a small bridge and was close to getting very wet. Will later did the same but he was trying to find a song on his iPod so it really was his own fault.

It was soon after this that Will spotted Pixie Heaven, a secret land within the thick pine trees where the pixies had provided a luxurious bivvy spot for us to rest our weary legs. Being just over half way into the hike, it wasn't quite in the right place, so we pushed on. As we walked over Bennachie, I made the mistake of complaining about my tender groin. Will took this as a good reason to head back to Pixie Heaven. He was obsessed like a man onto a good thing at a pixie disco! It took all my weary strength to keep him going. Maybe I'm being harsh with the pixie disco comments. He seemed genuinely concerned about my groin.. which was nice.

We eventually scuffed our aching legs down Bennachie towards the Esson's car park looking hopefully for another Pixie Heaven. We found a close second in the trees and after some organising of kit, set our heads down for the night. As I drifted off to sleep a listened to the soothing sound of a small burn flowing nearby. I listened to the wind, gently whistling through the high peaks of wood. I watched the gentle sway of the trees as they move to and fro. And I though... what if one were to fall down while we slept?

The following morning we got up and cooked an appetising breakfast of bacon and squirty cheese and herb paste inside a soft white bap. Washing it down with a nice cuppa, one sugar and some powdered milk and we were on our way.

I discovered that several hours in a plastic bag does nothing to repair a man after a 12mile hike, nor prepare a man for another 12mile hike straight away. No amount of stretching would ease my muscles into what turned into quite a gruelling walk. The pack wasn't getting any lighter. It was still 30lbs and felt every ounce of it!

We walked and walked and were lucky enough to bump into an employee of Historic Scotland who distracted me from the pain in my legs by talking about all the ancient stones in the area. He was away up Satter Hill to have a look at an ancient stone. We decided to crack on, and I felt my knees again.

Marking waypoints in the mind provides a useful checkpoint. We stopped for a rest knowing that there were only three hills to go before we arrived at the car. Knock Saul and Suie Hill are both short but killer climbs and as we began to drop into the tree-lined path to the car park, our spirits lifted and we expected to see the car at every turn. The light was fading quickly, and the car park was being very elusive. It was like the old pull-focus in films where the depth of field gives the illusion that the wall is moving ever farther away. Nevertheless, we finally got back to the car and luckily it wasn't stuck in the icy car park. Neither of us fancied trying to push it out!

Ps, we did stop at Pixie Heaven on the way back and Will enjoyed froliking with the pixies. We managed to catch it on camera. Look closely and you might even spot a pixie!

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